More Crackers…

At the fair yesterday, I tried the cracker magic trick in my preshow. It went well, and the audience liked it. That said, there are a couple things that I need to improve on. The big one is writing a script, and the other prop management. For prop management, this will come with doing it. … Continue reading “More Crackers…”

At the fair yesterday, I tried the cracker magic trick in my preshow. It went well, and the audience liked it. That said, there are a couple things that I need to improve on. The big one is writing a script, and the other prop management.


For prop management, this will come with doing it. I had to dig around too much looking for the cracker or bowl, that’s mostly because I don’t know what I’m doing. There’s not a clear “flow” to the routine as far as what goes where.


For a script, I basically said something like:

I couldn’t find a store that sold a deck of cards in this town. I ended up having to buy something to try to make it work. So we’ll do a cracker trick! Pick a cracker, remember it, put it back and mix them up. Is that your cracker!!

How about you write your name on it, so we can tell it apart.

It goes into this bowl, we’ll cover it up and shake it to mix them. When I count to three you’ll toss the crackers into the air and I’ll reach out and catch one, it’ll be your cracker. If I can’t do that you win what’s inside this cup.

One…Two…Three!

Was that your cracker (show crushed cracker)?

Wait, there’s the cup…inside the cup is a cracker…read the name…Oh, that’s not your name.

We’ll make it disappear. All I need is some magic dust…and that makes it change into your name!!!

It’s a pretty bare bones script, not much going on. I’ll try to “punch it up” a little bit later today.

Robotic Patter…

There’s a lot you can learn by watching other acts.  Last night I watched a saxophone player do a show.  He played two original songs and the rest were cover songs.  One thing that I liked was the production value of his show.  There were a lot of light cues, which added a lot to … Continue reading “Robotic Patter…”

There’s a lot you can learn by watching other acts.  Last night I watched a saxophone player do a show.  He played two original songs and the rest were cover songs.  One thing that I liked was the production value of his show.  There were a lot of light cues, which added a lot to the show.

The show was fun, the one thing I didn’t like was when he talked it sounded too scripted for me.  It sounded like he’s done it a hundred times, and he probably has.  The advantage of how he talked was it was very slow, thought out and easy to follow.  The disadvantage it that it didn’t some off as remotely sincere.

The goal in talking in your show is for it to not sound robotic.  For example, he would ask audience for a response and if no one interacted, he just moved on. He didn’t mention that “oh, no one from new jersey” then move on.  It’s not living in the moment when the moment pops up that makes your show feel reel. Your response doesn’t have to be a joke, it just need to address whatever happens.

Somewhere there is a balance between being scripted and sounding natural. 

Leave the Path…

Having a great show has a lot to do with living in the moment and being present in your show.  Even if your show is scripted, you need to be on the lookout for real moments where you can venture off script and into what’s actually happening.  This is what makes live entertainment so good, … Continue reading “Leave the Path…”

Having a great show has a lot to do with living in the moment and being present in your show.  Even if your show is scripted, you need to be on the lookout for real moments where you can venture off script and into what’s actually happening.  This is what makes live entertainment so good, is that anything can happen…but if you rein in uplanned moments, you are totally missing the point of doing a show.


Last night in the show the kid that I brought up on stage was really chatty.  I realized this very quickly when I asked him his name and he told me how to spell it.  Then he didn’t know how to spell his last name.  Letting the kid be a kid, he was perfect for the trick and he really rocked it onstage.  Playing with the kid onstage lets the audience see your personality through how you interact with the kid.


I wasn’t in a hurry to get to the next joke, I let it play out with the kid however it does.  Having a script to the show, allows me to get right back into it when it’s time.  It could just naturally segue back into the show, or I may need to guide us back into the show.  There’s no way it runs 100% of the time, however that’s why having a script is so important.  I’m not thinking of the planned routine, I’m just thinking how to get back to it.

Ummm…

Yesterday in the car I was listening to CNN and one of the people being interviewed kept saying “ummm”.  I suspect the reason people say this is because they are thinking, and it’s a word to stall while your brain is figuring things out and sending them to your mouth. A while ago a buddy and … Continue reading “Ummm…”

Yesterday in the car I was listening to CNN and one of the people being interviewed kept saying “ummm”.  I suspect the reason people say this is because they are thinking, and it’s a word to stall while your brain is figuring things out and sending them to your mouth.


A while ago a buddy and I started doing a podcast called the Odd and Offbeat Podcast. When listening back to the episodes and editing them, I noticed how much I say, “ummm”.  It’s not just me, it’s my cohost and guests that do it. Being conscious of it really helps cut it down. I’ve now developed a couple of new stalling words. Ideally I’ll have none, however they are better than “ummm”.


There are techniques to help you stall while you think. Contestants in beauty pageants uses these all the time. A common one is restating the question, and that gives you time to think.


Using stalling words is less of a problem in a scripted routine. This is also why routines should be scripted, so you don’t have to stall to think, you know what’s coming next. If you watch an amateur show and a professional show, the main difference is the tightness. They profession know what’s coming next. It’s not just in speech, but prop management, etc.


TLDR: Learn what’s coming up next in your show.